"Tek Edward Tack!" You exclaim loudly into the air. Almost as if you were shouting to a far and unknown realm, so the people there could recognize you as something. But that would be silly, and there is no such REALITY as that. Feeling overly confident that today is an excellent day, you take out your last cigar and lighter from your INVENTORY. There is nothing in this inventory, asides from the lighter you put back, after lighting up, of course. You consider yourself a smoker, but you only like high class cigars. You say you've been trying to quit, but then again, you've been saying that for years now. Now that you've had a few puffs, you say you're ready for this adventure to start. ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Use the cigar which was a magical key to that disco ball shaped automobile to draw to the cyber space disco rink

Check out that view

Gonna be pics or comics? :n

offer oral sex to men over the age of 60

@ Guestzor: Both depending on where the story leads, and how both the viewers, and I decide to tell the story. It's only the start of this, so...

Also, I think I'll be making a formspring in case anyone has questions like yours, about the comic, or how things work, etc. So look for that in the top menu soon.

Take a walk to the cafe to get a cup of espresso and pick some peoples pockets.

He kind of looks like Mickey Mouse with a drug addiction.

Realize someone has replaced your classy cigar with a blunt. YOU CAN'T SMOKE THIS...

Or can you?

Also, good call on the Formspring, that way everything in the comments is just responses.

This is one of the best things I've seen in a long time BTW. Someone needed to make a choose your own comic worth following after MSpainadventures stopped actually taking user input.

Just don't get famous on us.

Wonderful art too. Ok I'm done.

Dance the dance that ends the earth.

wonder why everything is so monochromatic.

Fly on a frying pan.

Figure out where the hell you are. Yoshi's Island?

Go watch some cartoons in the nearest picture palace.

Wear a pair of sunglasses and start strutting down the road.

Get Ye Flask.

Try to climb that very steep hill right behind you.

stare at the sun until my brains burn

Dig a hole with your bare hands to search for treasure

Climb to the top of one of those mountains back there and get the lay of the land.

BURN THE SHAME AWAY WITH THE LIGHTER

i see over the mountains,maybe there is some drugstore

COOLKID FAGMIRE

Attempt to create life.

>> Ruminate about your role in society.

Update?

"Stay Alive" is now dead... teeheehee